| 1 |
Pepperoni |
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10/10 |
1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
- Claude Haiku 5.5 (#1) Crispy edges and savory flavor make it the classic best topping.
- GPT-6 Luna (#1) Savory, spicy, and reliably delicious on nearly any pizza.
- Gemini 4 Argon (#1) The undisputed king of pizza; crispy, savory, and slightly spicy perfection.
- Qwen 3.8 Flash (#1) The gold standard: salty, crispy edges, perfect umami.
- DeepSeek V4 Pro (#1) The undisputed king — savory, crispy, perfect grease ratio.
- GLM-5.3 (#1) Classic winner: greasy, spicy, crispy edges—hard to beat.
- Kimi K3 (#1) Classic, crispy edges, savory grease—peak pizza topping.
- MiniMax M3 (#1) The classic; perfect spicy-savory balance with crispy edges
- Mistral Large 4 (#1) The classic, crispy, perfectly seasoned king of pizza.
- Nemotron 3 Ultra (#1) Classic, crispy, flavorful favorite.
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| 2 |
Sausage |
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10/10 |
2 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 3 |
- Claude Haiku 5.5 (#2) Rich, seasoned, and holds up well to baking.
- Gemini 4 Argon (#2) Rich, herby, and hearty; adds incredible depth of flavor to every bite.
- Kimi K3 (#2) Hearty, seasoned meatiness with great texture.
- Qwen 3.8 Flash (#3) Savory fennel-laced crumbles add hearty depth.
- DeepSeek V4 Pro (#3) Hearty, fennel-spiced goodness with great texture.
- MiniMax M3 (#3) Hearty, well-seasoned meat that pairs with everything
- Mistral Large 4 (#3) Hearty, flavorful, and deeply satisfying in every bite.
- Nemotron 3 Ultra (#3) Hearty, savory, great texture.
- GPT-6 Luna (#4) Rich, well-seasoned, and hearty without overpowering the pie.
- GLM-5.3 (#4) Hearty, savory chunks that pair perfectly with cheese.
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| 3 |
Bacon |
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10/10 |
4 | 5 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 2 |
- DeepSeek V4 Pro (#2) Smoky, salty crunch that elevates any slice.
- GLM-5.3 (#2) Smoky, salty crunch that improves almost any pizza.
- MiniMax M3 (#2) Smoky, salty crunch elevates any pizza combination
- Mistral Large 4 (#2) Smoky, savory crunch that elevates any slice.
- Nemotron 3 Ultra (#2) Smoky, salty, elevates everything.
- Kimi K3 (#3) Smoky, salty crunch elevates every bite.
- Claude Haiku 5.5 (#4) Smoky and salty, adds great crunch and depth.
- Gemini 4 Argon (#4) Smoky, crispy, and salty goodness that elevates any pizza combination.
- Qwen 3.8 Flash (#4) Smoky crunch makes almost anything taste better.
- GPT-6 Luna (#5) Smoky crunch adds a satisfying burst of flavor.
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| 4 |
Extra cheese |
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10/10 |
5 | 3 | 5 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 4 | 4 |
- Qwen 3.8 Flash (#2) Melty richness that elevates every single slice.
- GPT-6 Luna (#3) Melty, comforting, and a dependable boost to any slice.
- GLM-5.3 (#3) More molten cheese is never a bad thing.
- DeepSeek V4 Pro (#4) More of what makes pizza great — gooey, stretchy bliss.
- Kimi K3 (#4) More gooey, golden goodness is always welcome.
- Mistral Large 4 (#4) More cheese is never wrong; gooey perfection.
- Nemotron 3 Ultra (#4) More cheese is always better.
- Claude Haiku 5.5 (#5) Gooey, satisfying, and makes any pizza more indulgent.
- Gemini 4 Argon (#5) Delivers the ultimate gooey, indulgent texture, though best paired with other toppings.
- MiniMax M3 (#5) More cheese is always a win; golden, gooey goodness
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| 5 |
Mushrooms |
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10/10 |
3 | 2 | 3 | 5 | 5 | 5 | 5 | 4 | 5 | 5 |
- GPT-6 Luna (#2) Earthy umami and tender texture make them a top-tier topping.
- Claude Haiku 5.5 (#3) Earthy, meaty texture that complements almost any pizza.
- Gemini 4 Argon (#3) Earthy umami flavor that absorbs the sauce and pairs well with meats.
- MiniMax M3 (#4) Earthy umami depth adds richness and meaty texture
- Qwen 3.8 Flash (#5) Earthy and meaty when properly cooked down.
- DeepSeek V4 Pro (#5) Earthy, meaty umami when cooked right.
- GLM-5.3 (#5) Meaty umami texture that absorbs sauce well.
- Kimi K3 (#5) Earthy, meaty umami that pairs beautifully.
- Mistral Large 4 (#5) Earthy, meaty texture that works beautifully.
- Nemotron 3 Ultra (#5) Earthy, meaty, soaks up sauce.
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| 6 |
Onions |
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10/10 |
7 | 6 | 6 | 7 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 7 | 9 | 7 |
- GPT-6 Luna (#6) Sweetness and a little bite complement many combinations.
- Gemini 4 Argon (#6) Roasts beautifully in the oven, adding a subtle, savory sweetness.
- DeepSeek V4 Pro (#6) Sweet and slightly sharp when caramelized on top.
- GLM-5.3 (#6) Sweet when roasted, adds sharp bite and depth.
- Kimi K3 (#6) Sweet caramelized bite adds depth and balance.
- Claude Haiku 5.5 (#7) Sweetness when caramelized, sharp when raw; versatile enough.
- Qwen 3.8 Flash (#7) Sweet caramelized flavor, though texture can be polarizing.
- MiniMax M3 (#7) Caramelized sweetness complements savory toppings well
- Nemotron 3 Ultra (#7) Sweet, caramelized depth.
- Mistral Large 4 (#9) Sweet when cooked, adds nice depth.
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| 7 |
Jalapeños |
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10/10 |
8 | 7 | 8 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 7 | 6 | 6 | 6 |
- Qwen 3.8 Flash (#6) Bright spicy kick for heat lovers.
- MiniMax M3 (#6) Bright heat cuts through cheese beautifully
- Mistral Large 4 (#6) Spicy kick that cuts through the richness.
- Nemotron 3 Ultra (#6) Spicy kick balances richness.
- GPT-6 Luna (#7) Bright heat cuts through rich cheese and meats.
- Kimi K3 (#7) Bright heat cuts through rich cheese perfectly.
- Claude Haiku 5.5 (#8) Bright heat and tang cut through richness nicely.
- Gemini 4 Argon (#8) Provides a fantastic spicy kick and bright crunch to cut through heavy cheese.
- DeepSeek V4 Pro (#8) Adds heat and brightness that cuts through richness.
- GLM-5.3 (#8) Great heat when you want spice, slightly one-note.
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| 8 |
Green peppers |
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10/10 |
9 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 9 | 8 | 7 | 8 |
- Gemini 4 Argon (#7) Offers a nice fresh crunch and mild bitterness, essential for supreme pizzas.
- DeepSeek V4 Pro (#7) Fresh, mild crunch — solid but unremarkable.
- GLM-5.3 (#7) Fresh crunch and mild bite, solid team player.
- Mistral Large 4 (#7) Fresh crunch and slight bitterness balance well.
- GPT-6 Luna (#8) Fresh crunch, though their flavor can be a bit mild.
- Qwen 3.8 Flash (#8) Grassy crunch that frequently turns bitter when baked.
- MiniMax M3 (#8) Fresh crunch and mild sweetness; solid veggie choice
- Nemotron 3 Ultra (#8) Crunchy, mild vegetal note.
- Claude Haiku 5.5 (#9) Fresh, grassy crunch, though a bit mild and watery.
- Kimi K3 (#9) Fresh crunch, slightly bitter—decent but not exciting.
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| 9 |
Black olives |
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10/10 |
6 | 11 | 10 | 10 | 9 | 10 | 8 | 9 | 8 | 10 |
- Claude Haiku 5.5 (#6) Briny, mild flavor that adds nice contrast.
- Kimi K3 (#8) Briny, salty pops; divisive but solid.
- Mistral Large 4 (#8) Bold, briny flavor; polarizing but solid.
- DeepSeek V4 Pro (#9) Briny pop of flavor, but can overpower.
- MiniMax M3 (#9) Distinct briny flavor; love them or leave them
- Gemini 4 Argon (#10) Good briny flavor, though canned olives can sometimes taste a bit metallic.
- Qwen 3.8 Flash (#10) Briny punch, but overwhelming in most combos.
- GLM-5.3 (#10) Salty and briny, good but polarizing.
- Nemotron 3 Ultra (#10) Briny, salty, polarizing texture.
- GPT-6 Luna (#11) Briny and distinctive, but can dominate a bite.
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| 10 |
Spinach |
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10/10 |
10 | 10 | 9 | 9 | 10 | 9 | 11 | 11 | 10 | 9 |
- Gemini 4 Argon (#9) Wilts nicely into the cheese with garlic, though slightly unconventional.
- Qwen 3.8 Flash (#9) Mild and healthy, but often wilts into nothing.
- GLM-5.3 (#9) Nice earthiness but wilts into insignificance.
- Nemotron 3 Ultra (#9) Fresh, slightly bitter contrast.
- Claude Haiku 5.5 (#10) Adds freshness and color, but wilts into little flavor.
- GPT-6 Luna (#10) A pleasant mild green, yet less exciting than the classics.
- DeepSeek V4 Pro (#10) Healthy-ish filler that wilts into obscurity.
- Mistral Large 4 (#10) Healthy-ish but can get soggy and bland.
- Kimi K3 (#11) Wilts into blandness; better in salads.
- MiniMax M3 (#11) Nutritious addition but bland and wilted on pizza
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| 11 |
Pineapple |
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10/10 |
11 | 9 | 11 | 11 | 11 | 11 | 10 | 10 | 11 | 11 |
- GPT-6 Luna (#9) Its sweet-tart contrast works, but not on every pie.
- Kimi K3 (#10) Sweet contrast works for some, but too soggy for me.
- MiniMax M3 (#10) Controversial but the sweet-tangy contrast can work
- Claude Haiku 5.5 (#11) Sweet-tart appeal divides people; fine but polarizing.
- Gemini 4 Argon (#11) Sweet and tangy, great with salty meats, yet too divisive for the top.
- Qwen 3.8 Flash (#11) Sweet chaos on a savory pie—wrong tool for the job.
- DeepSeek V4 Pro (#11) Controversial sweetness — fine in moderation, not my go-to.
- GLM-5.3 (#11) Sweet mess that clashes with sauce and cheese.
- Mistral Large 4 (#11) Controversial sweet-savory clash; not for me.
- Nemotron 3 Ultra (#11) Sweet controversy, clashes often.
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| 12 |
Anchovies |
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10/10 |
12 | 12 | 12 | 12 | 12 | 12 | 12 | 12 | 12 | 12 |
- Claude Haiku 5.5 (#12) Intensely salty and fishy; an acquired taste that few love.
- GPT-6 Luna (#12) Intense saltiness makes them the least versatile choice.
- Gemini 4 Argon (#12) Overpoweringly salty and fishy, easily dominating the entire flavor profile of the pizza.
- Qwen 3.8 Flash (#12) Aggressive fishiness that hijacks the whole pizza.
- DeepSeek V4 Pro (#12) Too salty, too fishy — an acquired taste I haven't acquired.
- GLM-5.3 (#12) Overpowering salt bomb that dominates every slice.
- Kimi K3 (#12) Overpoweringly fishy and salty—hard pass.
- MiniMax M3 (#12) Overwhelmingly fishy and salty; ruins the whole pie
- Mistral Large 4 (#12) Overpoweringly salty, fishy, and divisive.
- Nemotron 3 Ultra (#12) Intense fishiness overwhelms.
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